Showing posts with label Sunday Funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sunday Funnies. Show all posts
Friday, December 12, 2014
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Old School
One of my old high school friends just posted a picture on her site of all of us in theatre class. It's hilarious! I think we're freshman in this picture. I just can't stop laughing!
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Sunday Funny
It's been a long time since I had a Sunday Funny posted on my blog, but after seeing how my good friend Beverly created a custom shipping area in her house I had to share my giggle fit. Check it out here.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Vaccinate Your Children
I always let Lilly out back in the mornings for a few minutes before I let her run around in the house again. Normally she's sitting there by the door waiting for me, but today she must have gotten into some little adventure because this is what I saw:
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Sunday Funnies
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Sunday Funnies
Don't forget: when I do sketch challenges I post the new cards with the original post, so keep scrolling down to see some fun new stuff!
"Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair."
Here's your funny for the day. It's an excerpt from Porn for Women:
"Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair."
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Sunday Funnies
Since I've blamed the new puppy for most of my lack of neglecting my blog, I'll pick a new blame... I'm moving! It's not really far. Less than two miles away, but it's a bigger place and they are much more animal friendly. I have lived here in this apartment for almost three years now. I haven't had too many problems, but the service here isn't great, my neighbors are totally rude and loud, plus the road leading to my apartment has more than doubled in size since my move. It's become a main thorough road with tons of traffic and noise. I finally got a chance this weekend to stop by the scrapbook store as well. I'm loaded up on new goodies to create with. I only hope I can pump out enough to satisfy myself before I have to pack it all away again. Ooo! And before I forget... here's a short little Sunday Funny:
A Scrapbooker's Eulogy: Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep but if I should die before I wake, please Lord, let them scrap my funeral great!
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Sunday Funnies
Here are some interesting definitions:
Crop: 1.a. Cultivated agricultural plants as grain, vegetables, or fruit. b. the total yield of agricultural produce in a given season or place. 2. A group, quantity or supply appearing at one time (a crop of presidential candidates) 3. A short haircut 4. An earmark on an animal 5.a. A short whip with a loop serving as a lash, used in horseback riding b. The stock of a whip 6.a. A pouch-like enlargement of a birds' esophagus in which food is stored or partially digested. b. A similar organ in earthworms insects, and other intervertebrates. 1.v. To cut off stems or top of a plant 2. To cut very short 3. To clip 4. To reap, harvest 5. To cause to grow or yield a crop or crops 6. To plant or to grow.
To Crop: 1. To cultivate an abundance of photos in such a way that it appears aesthetically pleasing to other croppers. 2.a. A recent addiction, in which the addict convinces their spouse that it is a necessity of life, which without it all domicile harmony will be jeopardized. 2b . a subconscious way by spouses to finally acquire more tools than their spouses. 3. A ploy by those companies whose sticker stands, formerly located at the end of card aisles, to sell more stickers and turn a small enterprise into a major section at department stores (i.e. Michaels) 4. An additional ploy by magazine owners to produce yet another line of magazines for another subculture. 5. Spousal stress reliever (as in "Honey, I'm going to crop") this in turn relieves stress in the spouse knowing the loved one will be occupied for at least 5-6 hours (min).
P.S. Here's a little inspiration for you last minute voters:
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Sunday Funnies
Finally, I have another post. It's nothing creative today. I am SOOOOOO worn out with work. Yesterday I went in at 0300 to help with the foot march. I work in one of those jobs that's like Groundhog Day. I do the same thing over and over and over.... again, so I don't know what's keeping there so much lately. It's driving me crazy. I seem to get nothing done in my personal life. Even my bills are stacking up. I need to make a doctor and dentist appointment, get my car tuned, get a new eye exam for my contacts, make thank you notes and Christmas cards, mail my club cards, finish my spring cleaning, return some things to the store before the receipts expire, finish all my continuing education for my licenses and certifications, renew some prescriptions, and I haven't even had my hair cut or eyebrows waxed in almost a year. I don't even want to talk about needing to shave my legs. At this point I can either grate cheese or call a lawn service. Do you ever feel like this in your life? Does it ever go away, or does it just keep building until you crack? Midlife crisis isn't supposed to happen at 23! Come to think of it... my hair is falling out, I can't get enough chocolate, and I've been having insomnia... ahhhhh!!!!
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Sunday, July 8, 2007
Sunday Funnies
Ok, I'm back to good ol' Fort Campbell. And in turn that means I'm also near all of my beloved crafty things. I think I missed them as much as my family! Any-who, here's the Sunday Funny for today. I hope you get a giggle!
Top 10 Signs of a Scrapbook Addict
- You're the only one at a social gathering yelling, "Just one more photo, folks; I don't have enough for a two-page spread!"
- A regular sandwich is no longer acceptable--it must be cropped or cut with decorative edges.
- You try to claim your album purchases as a medical expense because it's such good "therapy".
- You buy a new pink swimsuit because it matches the pink photo mounting paper.
- Your child is the only one in agriculture class who thinks "crop" is to "cut your photos."
- You decide to give your child piano lessons so you'll be able to use the musical instrument stickers that are in the Big Pack.
- You redecorate your family room to coordinate with your photo album covers. -Your three year old wants to know if her coloring book is "archival quality".
- You're in a fender bender and your first thought is, "I wonder what die-cut shape will coordinate with this event?"
- Scraps from your corner rounder cuttings can be found in unusual places: school lunch bags, briefcases, the laundry, the dog's water bowl.
- Of course a scrapbook addict doesn't follow a 12-step program but a 12 x 12 step one.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Sunday Funnies
Didn't you love reading the comic strips and funnies on Sundays? I did, and I still do! Since I don't post on the weekends, I'm going to try to do a Sunday Funnies instead. If you've got any good jokes to share feel free to contact me. If your paper crafting joke makes me laugh out loud you just may get a little surprise!
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